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Joe Biden's Top Ten Ideas on how to Spend Elon Musk’s Billions of Dollars
Elon Musk just eclipsed Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates as the richest man in the world. Joe Biden has plenty of ideas on how to spend that fortune. Here are the top ten:
10. Help fight world hunger, blah, blah, blah.
9. Funding to create new pill to keep me awake during boring environmental conferences.
8. Make Amtrak trains Between DC and Delaware go faster. And with a better dining car.
7. Create a Jill Biden endowment at Harvard and give her a real Doctor Degree.
6. Lifetime supply of the fancy ice cream that Nancy has.
5. Send Kamala up in a rocket somewhere far, far way.
4. Get Hunter a new laptop.
3. Buy a billion dollars of indulgences in the Biden name. This was a Francis request.
2. Reparation payments for everybody who comes in to America illegally.
And the number one way that Joe Biden would have Elon Musk’s fortune.
1. Have you seen my son’s beautiful paintings?